A question that vexes every local news outlet’s Web site- “How, how can we have an excuse to just post a photo of some bikini lady’s junk? How?”

Ah, thank you, New Jersey’s Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling.

BONUS PRO TIP: Also a chance to pull out the ol’ bikini photo galleries! Local televison news sites love photo galleries.

Well played, NBC 10. Well played.