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May 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Family fears dead baby found in suitcase is victim of mother’s religious cult [Inquirer]
The religious cult that Ria Reshma Ramkissoon belonged to shunned health care and formal education. The leaders were known as “King” and “Queen,” and their followers called themselves “Prince” and “Princess.”
They were forbidden to interact with loved ones outside the cult without […]

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On the Menu: Turf Club Center City

April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Spotted on the menu for Center City horse betting parlor/bar/”restaurant” The Turf Club:
Chicken Ranch Sandwich
Grilled chicken coated in crunchy Cool Ranch Doritos, deep fried and served on a kaiser roll with lettuce, romato and Ranch dressing. Served with Cool Ranch Doritos.
Wow. I… I have nothing.
Just above that is the “Backyard Sandwich,” featuring beef […]

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These things all happened in the same city. Incredible.

April 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Opening the book on betting operation
It was a multimillion-dollar operation run by one of the biggest bookmakers in Philadelphia.It included wiseguys and wannabes, gamblers and hustlers and, most surprising, a suspected hit man and the brother of his alleged victim.
Over 20 months, it generated more than $60 million in bets on professional and college sports.
…In […]

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Does Simply Living in the Northeast Count as an Emergency?

April 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

In case you ever wondered about which direction you should flee the city like rats off of a sinking ship during a catastrophic event, here you go:
http://oem.readyphiladelphia.org/evacuation

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Maybe it was another one-legged guy

April 12th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Segway Officers Nab One-Legged City Hall Bomb Threat Suspect [NBC 10]
Police had said earlier that they were looking for a man with one leg using crutches and wearing Army fatigues. The man who was arrested did not appear to be wearing Army fatigues.
Three officers on Segways made the arrest. Philadelphia police recently began testing four […]

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“Comedy is when somebody falls through an open manhole and dies”

April 12th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

500 Manhole Covers Stolen From City Streets In Past Year [NBC 10]
About 500 thefts in the last year has[sic] cost the water department and customers $50,000. That includes money spent for manhole cover locks.
“It’ll stop them. Once we lock them down, they can’t get them up,” the department employee said.
Police said thieves are trying to […]

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Mayor signs lawsuit-bait into law

April 11th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Nutter defiantly signs five gun laws [Inquirer]
The five laws - called everything from unconstitutional to criminal by critics - do the following:
Limit handgun purchases to one a month.
Require lost or stolen firearms to be reported to police within 24 hours.
Prohibit individuals under protection-from-abuse orders from possessing guns if ordered by the court.
Allow removal of firearms […]

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Ecdysiasism, of varying levels

April 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

:: On the next season of The Real World, Philadelphia’s representative will be a stripper. [Inquirer]
:: Classy radio station comes up with classy contest to celebrate the Flyers’ playoff berth in a classy manner, by having female listeners undress in very classy ways with Flyers gear. Classily. [Hottest Flyers Fan @ WMMR, via Philebrity]

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Retro fever hits the city: Guardian Angels, Abbey Road

April 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Guardian Angels get support, but no free fares, in Philadelphia [Inquirer]
With the following photo, which originally was to be shot in the Poconos, until the album title changed to “8th Street” at the last minute-

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Low-grade beef sandwich purveyor suing city over his racist sign

April 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Open Letter To Joey Vento: WE’RE LIVID! [Philebrity]
Geno’s Steaks proprietor Joey Vento is annoyed because the city wants him to take down his sign stating that you cannot order at his establishment unless you speak English.
Unfortunately, conservative commentator Michael Smerconish hails from here so he has an opinion over at the Daily News.

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